Welcome to my site.

There's no porn here, nothing throbbing or pulsating or spurting or whatever. If you're here for that, then you're beyond the touch of reality, cos there's no way in hell you've come to MY site looking for anything like that. And no, I don't plan on putting it up, so don't ask.

Chances are you're stumbling across this because you're looking for CD & DVD cover art I've created. That's fine, just click the "Cover Art" link on the menu above to see what I have available so far.

I thought long and hard about putting up a regular, recurring 'rant' sort of feature, but to be honest, I'm somewhat private by nature, and so I'm going to go with the feeling that 'less is more' in this case.

I don't currently have any plans to put up a real big personal section - I've never enjoyed the thought of my face being spread around the 'net, and so I've decided against going down that road.

If you're here seeking me out in a professional capacity, please contact me at my email address, which can be found on the "Contact Me" page.

And, as with all versions of my page: anything that doesn't work is probably a feature, and chances are I won't take kindly to your criticism - my page, I do what I want.

- David